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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:26

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Still no good.
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance