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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Still no good.

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Has anyone tried Deepseek V3? Does it work?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance